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- Imma make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins? - I've got two ears and a heart, don't I? |
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(Source: imwithkanye)
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This sums up Maggie’s day pretty accurately
Something else my dog believes is true.
created in Painter 11
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NotesAdorable story of a little LA boy who built his own cardboard arcade, and how an Internet flashmob made his day.
THIS WILL SLUG YOU RIGHT IN THE FEELS!!!!!!
ps. you can donate to Caine’s college fund! Which I did because duh!
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Sorry bitch
(Source: textsfromhillaryclinton)
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there’s been some dope shit on my facebook feed recently
if a toddler hands you a toy phone …
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NotesAfter an engagement photo shoot, the client sends me an e-mail with her face blown up from a full body shot I took.
Client: This is not my face. I want a refund.
Me: This is a picture of you. I have not altered it. Are you dissatisfied with the album?
She sends me a further blown up picture of her face from the same photo.
Client: This isn’t me. I’m not that fat. Send me the real picture or give me a refund.
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Notes"What’s said on the campaign trail, you know, those folks don’t have a lot of responsibilities. They’re not commander in chief. And when I see the casualness with which some of these folks talk about war I’m reminded of the costs involved in war. I’m reminded that the decision that I have to make in terms of sending our young men and women into battle and the impact that has on their lives, the impact it has on our national security, the impact it has on our economy. This is not a game. There’s nothing casual about it."President Obama (via barackobama)
(Source: kileyrae, via barackobama)
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Saturday can go a few different ways at this point… whatever, I’m excited.
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miserable (thanks imremembering)
